mynameisnipple:

can i log out of life

arrivers:

Do you ever stare at a word for so long that it looks misspelled, when it really isn’t

yaeh

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

teencry:

do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep


"You are the moon of my life. That is all I know, and all I need to know. And if this is a dream, I will kill the man who tries to wake me.”
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"You are the moon of my life. That is all I know, and all I need to know. And if this is a dream, I will kill the man who tries to wake me.”

hotboyproblems:

want to burn 1000s of calories fast???

  • try to put your bed sheets on your bed

by yourself

annoyedpenis:

i literally am my url

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape